True line Quotes

One may say the eternal mystery of the world

is its comprehensibility.

Far better is it to dare mighty things,

to win glorious triumphs,

even though checkered by failure...

than to rank with those poor spirits

who neither enjoy nor suffer much,

because they live in a gray twilight

that knows not victory nor defeat.

You know,

let's put it this way,

if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery,

if they went on vacation,

there wouldn't be a person left in town.

I love when people are real.

It’s the best thing anyone can be.

We’re surrounded.

That simplifies our problem of getting to

these people and killing them.

Only you can control your future.

Your life only gets better when you get better.

Real change,

enduring change,

happens one step at a time.

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as

spending our lives running from it.

With public sentiment,

nothing can fail.

Without it,

nothing can succeed.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow;

there is no humor in Heaven.

Delight in meditation and solitude.

Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life.

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

We still do not know

one thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us.

I was born to make people laugh.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice

I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Sorry losers and haters,

but my IQ is one of the highest.

I have been complimented many times

and they always embarrass me;

I always feel that they have not said enough.

The main difference between a cat and a lie

is that a cat only has nine lives.

Some people come into

our life as a blessing,

while others come into

our life as a lesson,

so love them for who

they are instead of

judging them for

who they are not.