Chartacter Quotes

I tell you,

we are here on Earth to fart around,

and don’t let anybody tell you different.

I see myself as the best footballer in the world.

If you don’t believe you are the best,

then you will never achieve all that you are capable of.

Men don't pay attention to small things.

I do not believe that civilization

will be wiped out in a war fought with the atomic bomb.

Perhaps two thirds of the people of the earth will be killed.

The most incomprehensible thing

about the world is that it is comprehensible.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

We see our customers as invited guests to a party,

and we are the hosts.

Why are we,

as a nation so obsessed with foreign things?

Is it a legacy of our colonial years?

We want foreign television sets.

We want foreign shirts.

We want foreign technology.

Why this obsession with everything imported?

Don’t agonize.

Organize.

Think left and think right and think low and think high.

Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,

it is time to pause and reflect.

You know,

let's put it this way,

if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery,

if they went on vacation,

there wouldn't be a person left in town.

They can conquer

who believe they can

Virgil

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her.

Vegetables are

a must on a diet.

I suggest carrot cake,

zucchini bread,

and pumpkin pie

I don’t deal with mediocrity.

Why need I volumes,

if one word suffice?

Success is a mindset,

not a number.

I don't like to lose.