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“ I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ”

Meaning

This quote jokes about procrastination by enjoying deadlines only as they pass by uselessly.

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Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams was a British author and humorist, best known for The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. His quotes often reflect wit, imagination, and philosophical insight. Adams inspires writers, comedians, and readers to explore creative storytelling, embrace humor, and approach life with curiosity and critical thinking.

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