10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Courage is not the absence of fear.

Courage is the ability to act effectively in spite of fear.

I try to learn from the past,

but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present.

Investing is laying out money

now to get more money back in the future.

Derivatives are financial weapons of mass destruction.

The business schools reward difficult complex behavior

more than simple behavior.

The stock market is a device for transferring

money from the impatient to the patient.

My life has been so happy

because I have had many friends and much work to do.

Memories of our lives,

of our works and our deeds will continue in others.

I have good looking kids.

Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

My father carries around the picture of the kid

who came with his wallet.

If it wasn't for pick

pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night.

I controlled myself.

I looked up my family tree and found out

I was the sap.

I looked up my family tree and found

three dogs using it.

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me

with a sling shot.

With me, nothing goes right.

My psychiatrist said my wife and

I should have sex every night.

Now, we'll never see each other!

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.

In fact,

I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

My wife was afraid of the dark...

then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.

He said I was being ridiculous

everyone hasn't met me yet.

With my wife I don't get no respect.

I made a toast on her birthday to

the best woman a man ever had.

The waiter joined me.