10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

We are the change we have been waiting for.

Talent hits a target no one else can hit;

Genius hits a target no one else can see.

I was born for a storm,

and a calm does not suit me.

No valid plans for the future can be made by those

who have no capacity for living now.

We’re going to win so much,

you may even get tired of winning.

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Derivatives are financial weapons of mass destruction.

I insist on a lot of time being spent,

almost every day,

just to sit and think.

The stock market is a device for transferring

money from the impatient to the patient.

I can't want it more than you do.

My life has been so happy

because I have had many friends and much work to do.

My uncle's dying wish

he wanted me on his lap.

He was in the electric chair.

I have good looking kids.

Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

We sleep in separate rooms,

we have dinner apart,

we take separate vacations

we're doing everything

we can to keep our marriage together.

I looked up my family tree and found

three dogs using it.

My wife was afraid of the dark...

then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

With my wife I don't get no respect.

I made a toast on her birthday to

the best woman a man ever had.

The waiter joined me.

A girl phoned me the other day and said...

Come on over, there's nobody home.

I went over.

Nobody was home.

I am persuaded,

you will permit me to observe,

that the path of true piety,

is so plain as to require,

but little political direction.

Lenience will operate with greater force,

in some instances than rigor.

It is therefore my first wish to have

all of my conduct distinguished by it.