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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous - Marriage Quotes at statush.com
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous.

The other day she looked at my calendar

and wanted to know who May was.

With me nothing goes right. - Marriage Quotes at statush.com
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With me, nothing goes right.

My psychiatrist said my wife and

I should have sex every night.

Now, we'll never see each other!

My marriage is on the rocks again - Marriage Quotes at statush.com
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My marriage is on the rocks again,

yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Its tough to stay married - Marriage Quotes at statush.com
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It's tough to stay married.

My wife kisses the dog on the lips,

yet she won't drink from my glass.

My wife was afraid of the dark - Marriage Quotes at statush.com
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My wife was afraid of the dark...

then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

My wife can't cook at all - Marriage Quotes at statush.com
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My wife can't cook at all.

She made chocolate mousse.

An antler got stuck in my throat.