With me nothing goes right.

Marriage Quotes

With me nothing goes right. Marriage Quotes at statush.com
“ With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! ”

Meaning

This quote twists marital advice into distance by treating nightly sex as something that would keep him and his wife perpetually out of sync.

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Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Cohen) was an iconic American stand-up comedian, actor, and screenwriter, famous for his self-deprecating humor and his signature catchphrase**"I don't get no respect!"**. He became a household name in the late 1960s and 1970s, known for his fast-paced delivery of one-liners, trademark rumpled suit, red tie, and nervously clutching his throat.

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