My wife can't cook at all

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“ My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat. ”

Meaning

This quote uses the dish name \'chocolate mousse\' to joke that his wife\'s cooking produced actual antlers in his throat. It is absurd culinary insult.

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Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Cohen) was an iconic American stand-up comedian, actor, and screenwriter, famous for his self-deprecating humor and his signature catchphrase**"I don't get no respect!"**. He became a household name in the late 1960s and 1970s, known for his fast-paced delivery of one-liners, trademark rumpled suit, red tie, and nervously clutching his throat.

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