If at first you don’t
“
If at first you don’t succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
”
Meaning
This quote jokes that retrying a failed skydive is fatal, unlike lighter tasks.
About Author
Steven Wright
Steven Wright is an American stand-up comedian and actor renowned for his dry humor and unique delivery style. His quotes often reflect wit, irony, and observational insight. Wright inspires comedians, writers, and audiences to explore creative expression, unconventional thinking, and the power of humor in connecting with people.
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