I’d kill for a Nobel
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I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Meaning
This quote jokes that violence contradicts the prize named for peace.
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Steven Wright
Steven Wright is an American stand-up comedian and actor renowned for his dry humor and unique delivery style. His quotes often reflect wit, irony, and observational insight. Wright inspires comedians, writers, and audiences to explore creative expression, unconventional thinking, and the power of humor in connecting with people.
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