10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Go to Heaven for the climate,

Hell for the company.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles,

but most of them never happened.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel

in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

In the first place,

God made idiots.

That was for practice.

Then he made school boards.

I didn't attend the funeral,

but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel

that has crushed it.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want,

drink what you don't like,

and do what you'd rather not.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life.

A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence,

and then success is sure.

Courage is resistance to fear,

mastery of fear,

not absence of fear.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something

he can learn in no other way.

Suppose you were an idiot,

and suppose you were a member of Congress;

but I repeat myself.

Age is an issue of mind over matter.

If you don't mind,

it doesn't matter.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,

it is time to pause and reflect.

If you tell the truth,

you don't have to remember anything.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Get your facts first,

then you can distort them as you please.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time,

and your government when it deserves it.