In the first place
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In the first place,
God made idiots.
That was for practice.
Then he made school boards.
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Meaning
This quote uses satire to insult school boards by placing them below idiots. It mocks bureaucratic stupidity.
About Author
Mark Twain
Mark Twain, born Samuel Clemens, was an American author and humorist known for classics like Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. His quotes often reflect wit, social critique, and human insight. Twain inspires writers, readers, and social thinkers to explore human nature, challenge conventions, and communicate ideas with humor and intelligence.
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