10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.

I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

The human race has one really effective weapon,

and that is laughter.

Everything human is pathetic.

The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

There is no humor in heaven.

You can't depend on your eyes

when your imagination is out of focus.

Buy land,

they're not making it anymore.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

Part of the secret of a success in life

is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

It ain't those parts of the Bible

that I can't understand that bother me,

it is the parts that I do understand.

There is no distinctly American criminal class

except Congress.

A man's character may be learned from

the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.

The world owes you nothing.

It was here first.

Never put off till tomorrow

what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Truth is stranger than fiction,

but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities;

Truth isn't.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Do the right thing.

It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Good friends,

good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

The best way to cheer yourself

up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

A man cannot be comfortable

without his own approval.

Never pick a fight with people

who buy ink by the barrel.