Spped Quotes

Comedy is a weapon for speaking truth to power.

Focus on what you can control,

and let go of what you can’t.

To describe my mother would be to

write about a hurricane in its perfect power.

Look deep into nature,

and then you will understand everything better.

Don’t just teach your children to read…

teach them to question what they read.

Lie to anyone

but never

lie to yourself

Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting;

but never hit soft.

During my life,

I have had a few nightmares which happened to me

while I was wide awake.

One of them was

the National Republican Convention in San Francisco,

which produced the greatest disaster

the Republican Party has ever known

Nominee Barry Goldwater.

Raise your words,

not your voice.

It is rain that grows flowers,

not thunder.

As soon as there is life there is danger.

Friends are the siblings

God never gave us.

As an example to others,

and not that I care for moderation myself,

it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep,

and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

I am happy every day

because life is moving

in a very positive way

When we are no longer able to change a situation,

we are challenged to change ourselves.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot

if you don't put a few nickels in the machine

Flip Wilson

Knowledge will give you power,

but character respect.

We all live with the objective of being happy;

our lives are all different and yet the same.

Our admiration of the antique is not admiration of the old,

but of the natural.

I have never taken any exercise,

except sleeping and resting,

and I never intend to take any.

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim

is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.