Meditation Quotes

When you can do the common things of life in an uncommon way,

you will command the attention of the world.

My comedy is my life.

I am grateful for

what I am and have.

My thanksgiving is perpetual

The foolish and wicked practice of profane

cursing and swearing is a vice so mean

and low that every person of sense

and character detests and despises it.

The Times They Are A

Changin'

Comedy is a weapon for speaking truth to power.

The most alluring thing a woman can have is confidence.

A man watches his pear tree day after day,

impatient for the ripening of the fruit.

Let him attempt to force the process,

and he may spoil both fruit and tree.

But let him patiently wait,

and the ripe pear at length falls into his lap.

Preaching is the expression of the moral sentiment

in application to the duties of life.

Girls are capable of doing everything men are capable of doing.

Sometimes they have more imagination than men.

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes;

he who loves no one has no woes.

When I was born I was so ugly

the doctor slapped my mother.

Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned

an invisible government owing no allegiance

and acknowledging no responsibility to the people.

The future doesn’t belong to the fainthearted;

it belongs to the brave.

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

Failure comes only when we forget our ideals and objectives.

For 2,500 years,

India has never invaded anybody.

No matter what people

tell you,

words and ideas can

change the world.

I think I’m a very lucky guy.

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless,

and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.