Hangout Quotes

The policy of India is based on truth,

justice, and morality.

Efficiency is doing things right;

effectiveness is doing the right things.

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young,

compassionate with the aged,

sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong.

Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.

This morning when I put on my underwear

I could hear the fruit of the loom guys laughing at me.

Failure comes only when we forget our ideals and objectives.

Vegetables are

a must on a diet.

I suggest carrot cake,

zucchini bread,

and pumpkin pie

During my life,

I have had a few nightmares which happened to me

while I was wide awake.

One of them was

the National Republican Convention in San Francisco,

which produced the greatest disaster

the Republican Party has ever known

Nominee Barry Goldwater.

We owe them a debt we can never repay.

Self education is,

I firmly believe,

the only kind of education there is.

The only man who never makes a mistake

is the man who never does anything.

Holding onto anger is like drinking poison

and expecting the other person to die.

To educate a man in mind and

not in morals is to educate a menace to society.

You make 'em,

I amuse 'em.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

Successful people are simply those with successful habits.

I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835.

It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it.

It will be the greatest disappointment of my life

if I don't go out with Halley's Comet.

The Almighty has said,

no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks;

they came in together, they must go out together.'

If you don't ask,

you don't get

Stevie Wonder

A band is a living thing;

it must grow and move.

Never pick a fight with people

who buy ink by the barrel.

In a closed society where everybody’s guilty,

the only crime is getting caught.

In a world of thieves,

the only final sin is stupidity.