Death Quotes

My name is on that building.

If you want to find the secrets of the universe,

think in terms of energy, frequency, and vibration.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Happiness is a butterfly,

which when pursued,

is always just beyond

your grasp, but which,

if you will sit down quietly,

may alight upon you.

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.

I’ve always been a bit of a perfectionist.

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

This simple goodness shines straight from their hearts

and only asks to be loved.

Without electricity,

the air would rot.

Smile,

even if you’re dying inside.

Sorry losers and haters,

but my IQ is one of the highest.

A man’s true measure is how he treats those

who can do nothing for him.

Quality is not an act,

it is a habit

Fashion is a weapon.

To live without hope is to cease to live.

It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.

Perfection is not attainable,

but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

A good teacher, like a

good entertainer first

must hold his audience's

attention, then he can

teach his lesson.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy

and I said I want a second opinion.

He said okay, you're ugly too.

I’m a big fan of all

you can eat plans,

because they’re simpler for customers.