Chartacter Quotes

The universe is not made to suit man;

we must understand its laws.

I find television very educating.

Every time somebody turns on the set,

I go into the other room and read a book.

Everyone who knows me will know the truth,

which is that my children come first in my life

and that I would never harm any child.

We think the Dred Scott decision is erroneous.

We know the court that made it has

often overruled its own decisions,

and we shall do what we can to have it overrule this.

I have found out there ain’t no surer way to find out

whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

My mother never breast fed me,

she told me she only liked me as a friend.

I don't want to be a part of any club

that would have me as a member.

There is a charm about the forbidden

that makes it unspeakably desirable.

If the world was ending,

I think I would grab some Cinnamon Toast Crunch,

a bunch of water,

and I'd probably just...

I'd probably go crazy.

Patriotism is more than waving flags;

it is service and responsibility.

How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?

Four.

Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

If it wasn't for pick

pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

I used to do drugs.

I still do drugs.

But I used to,

too.

We don't get a chance to do that many things,

and every one should be really excellent.

A capacity, and taste,

for reading gives access to whatever

has already been discovered by others.

We have become 99 percent money mad.

The method of living at home modestly and within our income,

laying a little by systematically for the proverbial rainy day which is due to come,

can almost be listed among the lost arts.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

It is because we are not the person involved.

Government of the people,

by the people,

for the people,

shall not perish from the Earth.

He who has no faith in himself can never have faith in God.

Surely God would not have created such a being as man,

with an ability to grasp the infinite,

to exist only for a day!

No,

no,

man was made for immortality.