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Every man is a consumer,

and ought to be a producer.

He is by constitution expensive,

and needs to be rich.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me I Quit.

People will not look forward to posterity

who never look backward to their ancestors.

Those who persevere in sin are those who are held in abhorrence by God, but those who abandon the ways of sin are loved by the Lord.

The trouble is,

you think you have time.

Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls

while they are still rolling.

Absence and death are the same

only that in death there is no suffering.

My wife can't cook at all.

She made chocolate mousse.

An antler got stuck in my throat.

Occurrences in this domain are beyond

the reach of exact prediction

because of the variety of factors in operation,

not because of any lack of order in nature.

I have no other view than to promote the public good,

and am unambitious of honors not founded,

in the approbation of my Country.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind;

it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

To become truly great,

one has to stand with people,

not above them.

As a cure for worrying,

work is better than whiskey.

With self

discipline most anything is possible.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery,

none but ourselves can free our minds.

The Christian's Bible is a drug store.

Its contents remain the same,

but the medical practice changes.

I used to be a baker,

but I couldn’t make enough dough.

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone

It is always in season for old men to learn.