Archived Quotes

With my wife I don't get no respect.

I made a toast on her birthday to

the best woman a man ever had.

The waiter joined me.

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events.

The possession of knowledge does not kill

the sense of wonder and mystery.

There is always more mystery.

God is everywhere.

It was wonderful to find America,

but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

Sometimes you have to be a little crazy to get what you want.

A man is exactly as big as the things that make him angry.

The function of the university is not simply to teach breadwinning,

but to teach life.

Count your age by friends,

not years.

Count your life by smiles,

not tears.

The search after the great men is the dream of youth,

and the most serious occupation of manhood.

Winning isn’t everything,

it’s the only thing.

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.

Show me something I haven't seen before.

O Day of days when we can read!

The reader and the book,

either without the other is naught.

You only live once,

but if you do it right,

once is enough.

Adventure and courage define a true hero.

The only thing in life that counts is being happy and honest.

You have to be brave enough to be bad at something new.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.

He said I was being ridiculous

everyone hasn't met me yet.

You only live once

that’s the motto,

YOLO.