Alphabet Quotes

The standard is the standard.

When you think about growing and,

being empowered yourself,

it is what you've been able to do,

for other people that leaves you the fullest.

If there should prove to be one real,

living Free State Democrat in Kansas,

I suggest that it might be well to catch him and stuff

and preserve his skin as an interesting specimen of

that soon to be extinct variety of the genus Democrat.

Everything takes me

longer than I expect.

It's the sad truth

About life.

Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men

and things cannot be acquired by

vegetating in one little corner of the earth.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car

and she wants me to drive.

I believe it is in my nature

to dance by virtue of

the beat of my heart,

the pulse of my blood

and the music in my mind.

Cause and effect are two sides of one fact.

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life

stimulates the creative mind.

You can’t wait for inspiration,

you have to go after it with a club.

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.

God enters by a private door into every individual.

Lions don’t compare themselves to humans.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Knowing your own darkness is the best method

for dealing with the darkness of other people.

Anything that won't sell,

I don't want to invent.

Its sale is proof of utility,

and utility is success.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,

it is time to pause and reflect.

That I am not a member of any Christian church is true;

but I have never denied the truth of the Scriptures,

and I have never spoken with

intentional disrespect of religion in general,

or of any denomination of Christians in particular.

Leave this world a little better than you found it.

Thanksgiving just gets me

all warm and tingly and

all kinds of wonderful inside.