Alphabet Quotes

Only two things are infinite,

the universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the former.

I'm a big 'Goosebumps' fan

Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.'

My favorites are the pick your

own death ones.

Don’t agonize.

Organize.

An archaeologist is the best husband

any woman can have: the older she gets,

the more interested he is in her.

Revolution is not a dinner party.

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious,

but the desire to reach hearts is wise.

A man is exactly as big as the things that make him angry.

It would make everything I worked for meaningless

if baseball is integrated but political parties were segregated.

Show me something I haven't seen before.

These capitalists generally act harmoniously

and in concert to fleece the people;

and now that they have got into a quarrel with themselves,

we are called upon to

appropriate the people's money to settle the quarrel.

Keep raising your words,

not your voice.

It is rain that grows flowers,

not thunder.

My life has been so happy

because I have had many friends and much work to do.

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes;

he who loves no one has no woes.

In 'Huckleberry Finn,'

I have drawn Tom Blankenship exactly as he was.

He was ignorant, unwashed,

insufficiently fed;

but he had as good a heart as ever any boy had.

Happiness is not something ready made.

It comes from your own actions.

It is not the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out;

it’s the pebble in your shoe.

Integrity is telling myself the truth,

and honesty is telling the truth to other people.

I know of no single formula for success.

But over the years,

I have observed that some attributes of leadership are universal.

Concede that the new government of Louisiana

is only to what it should be, as the egg is to the fowl;

we shall sooner have the fowl by hatching the egg

than by smashing it.

The pain now is part of the happiness then.

That’s the deal.