10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation,

played with confidence,

stands a good chance to deceive.

What sir,

would the people of the earth be without woman?

They would be scarce, sir,

almighty scarce.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

A person with a new idea

is a crank until the idea succeeds.

I have been complimented many times

and they always embarrass me;

I always feel that they have not said enough.

I was seldom able to see an opportunity

until it had ceased to be one.

Only kings,

presidents,

editors,

and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre,

but they are more deadly in the long run.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools,

but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

It is better to take what does not belong to you

than to let it lie around neglected.

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended;

yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles...

by the ears,

by the heels,

or any other way you can manage it.

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things

you cannot learn any other way.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction.

Fiction has to make sense.

When angry, count to four;

when very angry, swear.