I asked the gym instructor
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits.
He said,
‘How flexible are you?’ I said,
‘I can’t make it on Tuesdays.’
Tim Vine
Tim Vine is a British comedian known for his rapid-fire one-liners and clever wordplay. His quotes often reflect humor, wit, and creativity. Vine inspires comedians, writers, and audiences to embrace timing, linguistic skill, and the joy of laughter as a tool for connection and entertainment.
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