10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

I had plenty of pimples as a kid.

One day I fell asleep in the library.

When I woke up,

a blind man was reading my face.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.

In fact,

I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope.

He wants to reform the world.

When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world,

but he knows he can't.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.

He said I was being ridiculous

everyone hasn't met me yet.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice

I don't know if I'm coming or going.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years.

I didn't want to interrupt her.

I can only say that there is not a man

living who wishes more sincerely than I do,

to see a plan adopted for the abolition of it

but there is only one proper and effectual mode by

which it can be accomplished,

and that is by Legislative authority: and this,

as far as my suffrage will go, shall never be wanting.

It may be laid down as a primary position,

and the basis of our system,

that every Citizen who enjoys,

the protection of a Free Government,

owes not only a proportion of his property,

but even of his personal services to the defense of it.

Being no bigot myself to any mode of worship,

I am disposed to endulge the professors of,

Christianity in the church,

that road to heaven which to them,

shall seem the most direct plainest easiest and least liable to exception.

Over grown military establishments are

under any form of government inauspicious to liberty,

and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty.

The constitution vests the power of declaring war in Congress;

therefore no offensive expedition of importance can be undertaken

until after they shall have deliberated

upon the subject and authorized such a measure.

Arbitrary power is most easily established

on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

It is far better to be alone,

than to be in bad company.

No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.

There is always safety in valor.

The smoothest curled courtier in the boudoirs of

a palace has an animal nature,

rude and aboriginal as a white bear.

As soon as there is life there is danger.

A man is a method,

a progressive arrangement;

a selecting principle,

gathering his like to him;

wherever he goes.

What you are comes to you.