10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot,

but I always found them.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.

Unfortunately,

she was just coming home.

Men who do things without being

told draw the most wages.

My wife can't cook at all.

She made chocolate mousse.

An antler got stuck in my throat.

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope.

He wants to reform the world.

When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world,

but he knows he can't.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.

He said I was being ridiculous

everyone hasn't met me yet.

Some dog I got too.

We call him Egypt.

Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

With my wife I don't get no respect.

I made a toast on her birthday to

the best woman a man ever had.

The waiter joined me.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy

and I said I want a second opinion.

He said okay, you're ugly too.

I can only say that there is not a man

living who wishes more sincerely than I do,

to see a plan adopted for the abolition of it

but there is only one proper and effectual mode by

which it can be accomplished,

and that is by Legislative authority: and this,

as far as my suffrage will go, shall never be wanting.

A slender acquaintance with the world

must convince every man that actions, not words,

are the true criterion of the attachment of friends.

I have no other view than to promote the public good,

and am unambitious of honors not founded,

in the approbation of my Country.

Arbitrary power is most easily established

on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness.

Laws made by common consent

must not be trampled on by individuals.

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations.

Cultivate peace and harmony with all.

Discipline is the soul of an army.

It makes small numbers formidable;

procures success to the weak,

and esteem to all.

Every known fact in natural science

was divined by the presentiment of somebody,

before it was actually verified.

Curiosity is lying in wait for every secret.

The smoothest curled courtier in the boudoirs of

a palace has an animal nature,

rude and aboriginal as a white bear.

God screens us evermore from premature ideas.