10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Investing is simple,

but not easy.

The business schools reward difficult complex behavior

more than simple behavior.

As long as this exists,

this sunshine and this cloudless sky,

and as long as I can enjoy it,

how can I be sad?

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment

before starting to improve the world.

Don't make excuses.

You’re only as good as your last performance.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

True teaching cannot be learned from textbooks

any more than a sunbeam can be learned from a physics book.

Never bend your head.

Always hold it high.

Look the world straight in the eye.

God has always given me the strength to say what is right.

Memories of our lives,

of our works and our deeds will continue in others.

I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up,

this diminishes fear;

knowing what must be done does away with fear.

What a kid I got,

I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me

about the butcher and my wife.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...

I said to a bartender,

Make me a zombie.

He said 'God beat me to it.'

I worked in a pet store and people would ask

how big I would get.

If it wasn't for pick

pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me

with a sling shot.

With me, nothing goes right.

My psychiatrist said my wife and

I should have sex every night.

Now, we'll never see each other!

I had plenty of pimples as a kid.

One day I fell asleep in the library.

When I woke up,

a blind man was reading my face.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.

In fact,

I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.