10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

Few of us can stand prosperity.

Another man's, I mean.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

The taxidermist takes only your skin.

The human race is a race of cowards;

and I am not only marching in that procession

but carrying a banner.

In 'Huckleberry Finn,'

I have drawn Tom Blankenship exactly as he was.

He was ignorant, unwashed,

insufficiently fed;

but he had as good a heart as ever any boy had.

Name the greatest of all inventors.

Accident.

Man is the only animal that blushes

or needs to.

Training is everything.

The peach was once a bitter almond;

cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have.

Let us economize it.

Better a broken promise than none at all.

When we remember we are all mad,

the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

It is better to deserve honors

and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Under certain circumstances,

urgent circumstances,

desperate circumstances,

profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

The right word may be effective,

but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.

The world owes you nothing.

It was here first.

Truth is stranger than fiction,

but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities;

Truth isn't.

In the first place,

God made idiots.

That was for practice.

Then he made school boards.