10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

I had felt for a long time that,

if I was ever told to get up so a white person could sit,

that I would refuse to do so.

Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit,

and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again.

Whatever my individual desires were to be free,

I was not alone.

There were many others who felt the same way.

As far back as I can remember,

I knew there was something wrong with our way of life

when people could be mistreated because of the color of their skin.

All I was doing was trying to get home from work.

I'm tired of being treated like a second

class citizen.

I would like to be remembered as a person who wanted to be free...

so other people would be also free.

Each person must live their life as a model for others.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask

how big I would get.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous.

The other day she looked at my calendar

and wanted to know who May was.

I drink too much.

The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

When I played in the sandbox,

the cat kept covering me up.

I met the surgeon general

he offered me a cigarette.

What a dog I got,

his favorite bone is in my arm.

My cousin's gay, he went to London

only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

My marriage is on the rocks again,

yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot,

but I always found them.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and

they sent a piece of my finger to my father.

He said he wanted more proof.

My mother never breast fed me,

she told me she only liked me as a friend.

It's tough to stay married.

My wife kisses the dog on the lips,

yet she won't drink from my glass.