Good Morning Quotes

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

In the morning a man walks with his whole body;

in the evening,

only with his legs.

I tweet early in the morning when I wake up or late at night

just to let you know that

I have a show or what's on my mind, and that's it.

I hate Snapchat and all of that.

It's making kids so stupid.

If it's your job to eat a frog,

it's best to do it first thing in the morning.

And If it's your job to eat two frogs,

it's best to eat the biggest one first.

I believe that without

memories there is no life

and that our memories

should be of happy times.

Good Morning