Take my wife… please

“ Take my wife… please. ”

Meaning

This quote is a classic one-line joke that treats his wife as something he wants removed.

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Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman was an American comedian and violinist, best known for his one-liner jokes. His quotes often reflect humor, wit, and simplicity. Youngman inspires comedians and audiences to embrace humor as a tool for connection, entertainment, and lighthearted reflection on life.

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