I wanted to buy a
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I wanted to buy a candle holder,
but the store didn’t have one.
So I got a cake.
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Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his unique style, one-liners, and observational humor. His quotes often reflect wit, creativity, and perspective. Hedberg inspires comedians, writers, and audiences to embrace individuality, experiment with humor, and view the world with curiosity and playful insight.
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