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“ I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake. ”

Meaning

This quote is deadpan nonsense: unrelated substitution as a faux solution.

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Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his unique style, one-liners, and observational humor. His quotes often reflect wit, creativity, and perspective. Hedberg inspires comedians, writers, and audiences to embrace individuality, experiment with humor, and view the world with curiosity and playful insight.

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