An escalator can never break
“
An escalator can never break:
it can only become stairs.
”
Meaning
This quote jokes that a broken escalator is still usable stairs, so it \'never breaks.\'
About Author
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his unique style, one-liners, and observational humor. His quotes often reflect wit, creativity, and perspective. Hedberg inspires comedians, writers, and audiences to embrace individuality, experiment with humor, and view the world with curiosity and playful insight.
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