Shayri Quotes

I love the poorly educated.

Be miserable

Or motivate yourself.

Whatever has to be done,

it's always your choice.

A man's friendships

are one of the best

measures of his worth.

Friendship may,

and often does,

grow into love,

but love never

subsides into

friendship.

An escalator can never break:

it can only become stairs.

Our defense is in the preservation of the spirit which prizes

liberty as a heritage of all men, in all lands, everywhere.

Destroy this spirit and you have planted

the seeds of despotism around your own doors.

Science may have found a cure for most evils;

but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all

the apathy of human beings.

I am a deeply religious nonbeliever

this is a somewhat new kind of religion.

I'm a pretty nice dude.

I have fun,

and people take it the wrong way.

Being different is a superpower.

To give thanks in solitude

is enough.

Thanksgiving has wings

and goes where it must go.

Your prayer knows much

more about it than you do

As an example to others,

and not that I care for moderation myself,

it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep,

and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

For every complex problem,

there is a solution that is clear,

simple, and wrong.

I can make more generals,

but horses cost money.

Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.

We cannot solve our problems

with the same thinking we used when we created them.

The cosmos is within us.

We are made of star stuff.

We are a way for the universe to know itself.

The secret of ugliness

consists not in irregularity,

but in being uninteresting.

Health is the greatest gift,

contentment the greatest wealth,

faithfulness the best relationship.

My comedy is my life.