Shayri Quotes

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

The taxidermist takes only your skin.

The wealth of information now available at

the click of a finger amazes me.

My comedy is my life.

A platform is when the economic value of everybody

that uses it exceeds the value of the company

that creates it.

You're wasting my time.

Self education is,

I firmly believe,

the only kind of education there is.

I’m a big fan of all

you can eat plans,

because they’re simpler for customers.

I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration

that if at the end...

I have lost every other friend on earth,

I shall at least have one friend left,

and that friend shall be down inside of me.

God writes the Gospel not

in the Bible alone, but

also on trees, and in the

flowers and clouds and stars.

Age wrinkles the body.

Quitting wrinkles the soul.

Love all,

trust a few,

do wrong to none.

The highest compliment that you can pay me

is to say that I work hard every day.

Buy less,

choose well,

make it last.

Know your enemy and know yourself,

and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.

Be kind whenever possible.

It is always possible

Attitude is more important than facts.

Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage.

The difference between successful people

and really successful people

is that really successful people say no to almost everything.

Beware the man of a single book.

Don’t tell me what you value.

Show me your budget,

and I’ll tell you what you value.