Hangout Quotes

I drink too much.

The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

Sex is part of nature.

I go along with nature.

We all get depressed,

but we can’t let it control us.

The winners when you're doing these experiments

pay for thousands of losers.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

You're either humble or you're not.

If you were a jerk before the fame,

you just become a jerk with a bigger spotlight.

Whoever you are really comes through.

Even people who believe they deserve,

to be happy and have nice things often,

don't feel worthy once they have them.

You can fool all the people some of the time,

and some of the people all the time,

but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

We are part of this universe;

we are in this universe,

but perhaps more important than both of those facts,

is that the universe is in us.

No people is wholly civilized

where a distinction is drawn between

stealing an office and stealing a purse.

Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

Look deep into nature,

and then you will understand everything better.

The present is theirs;

the future,

for which I really worked,

is mine.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something

he can learn in no other way.

One of the most striking differences between a cat

and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Some men can live up to their loftiest ideals

without ever going higher than a basement.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery,

none but ourselves can free our minds.

The time is always right to do what is right.

Our unity is our strength,

and our diversity is our power.