Friend Quotes

Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction?

Fiction,

after all,

has to make sense.

Regarding marriage,

it somehow,

it didn't happen.

One fellow in such a big family not getting married is not an issue.

Better a broken promise than none at all.

The human race is a race of cowards;

and I am not only marching in that procession

but carrying a banner.

In math,

you're either right or you're wrong.

Look in the mirror;

that's your competition.

I do not think I could myself be brought to support a man

for office whom I knew to be an open enemy of,

and scoffer at, religion.

I am the Way,

the Truth,

and the Life.

No one comes to

the Father except

through me.

Style is about expressing yourself without having to speak.

The only real failure in life

is not to be true to the best one knows.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone

who can do him absolutely no good.

Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues,

but the parent of all others.

A girl phoned me the other day and said...

Come on over, there's nobody home.

I went over.

Nobody was home.

To understand everything is to forgive everything.

I'm a big 'Goosebumps' fan

Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.'

My favorites are the pick your

own death ones.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take,

but by the moments that take our breath away.

I like to be unpredictable.

Technological progress is like an axe

in the hands of a pathological criminal.

Climbing to the top demands strength,

whether it is to the top of Mount Everest or to the top of your career.

Life is full of misery,

loneliness,

and suffering—and it’s all over much too soon.