Friend Quotes

Honest communication is built on truth and integrity and upon respect of the one for the other.

A man cannot be comfortable

without his own approval.

I hate to advocate drugs,

alcohol,

violence,

or insanity to anyone,

but they’ve always worked for me.

Sometimes, when I see

my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own,

I wish I were a child.

I firmly believe that unless one has tasted the bitter pill of failure,

one cannot aspire enough for success.

Leadership is making decisions under pressure,

and living with the consequences.

There are only two mistakes

one can make along the road

to truth; not going all

the way, and not starting.

Time flies like an arrow;

fruit flies like a banana.

A great civilization is not conquered from without until

it has destroyed itself from within.

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell,

it is simply purgatory.

Wisdom has its root in goodness,

not goodness its root in wisdom.

The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks,

but in how it thinks.

The faster you go,

the shorter you are.

To invent,

you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice

I don't know if I'm coming or going.

You can't cross the sea merely by

standing and staring at the water

Rabindranath Tagore

If we could first know where we are,

and whither we are tending,

we could then better judge what to do,

and how to do it.

When at last we are sure,

You've been properly pilled,

Then a few paper forms,

Must be properly filled.

So that you and your heirs,

May be properly billed.

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow;

it empties today of its strength.

Joy does not simply happen to us.

We have to choose joy and keep choosing it every day.