Cheaper Quotes

I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind;

some come from ahead,

and some come from behind.

But I've brought a big bat.

I'm all ready, you see,

now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

There will one day spring from the brain of science

a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities,

so absolutely terrifying, that even man,

the fighter,

who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death,

will be appalled, and so abandon war forever.

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope.

He wants to reform the world.

When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world,

but he knows he can't.

I see a picture right now that's not parallel,

so I'm going to go straighten it.

Things must be in order.

The only man who never makes a mistake

is the man who never does anything.

Lord,

make me an instrument of your peace.

When in doubt tell the truth.

Change is the law of life.

And those who look only to

the past or present are

certain to miss the future.

The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon.

It’s not whether you get knocked down,

it’s whether you get up.

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly

find out how far one can go.

Everything around you that you call life

was made up by people that were no smarter than you.

I’m a big fan of the classic Hollywood era.

It is not what we do,

but also what we do not do,

for which we are accountable.

Be thankful for what you have;

you'll end up having more.

If you concentrate on what you don't have,

you will never,

ever have enough.

Satire is meant to hurt those who deserve it,

and amuse those who don’t.

How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?

Four.

Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality.

Let me do it.

You tell me when you want it and where you want it to land,

and I'll do it backwards and tell you when to take off.