Cheaper Quotes

When angry, count to four;

when very angry, swear.

Big Brother is watching you.

I’m doing you a favor by telling you the truth.

New Letter A of Letter A of Alphabet

An archaeologist is the best husband

any woman can have: the older she gets,

the more interested he is in her.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence,

and then success is sure.

In all my years of baseball,

I have always expected to be traded.

I never liked the idea.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds,

adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.

Where ignorance is our master,

there is no possibility of real peace.

Even people who believe they deserve,

to be happy and have nice things often,

don't feel worthy once they have them.

You have brains in your head.

You have feet in your shoes.

You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

You're on your own,

and you know what you know.

And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

You cannot win without risk.

The forgotten men and women of our country

will be forgotten no longer.

You know you are on the road to success,

if you would do your job,

and not be paid for it.

Nobody made a greater mistake than

he who did nothing because he could do only a little.

Self education is,

I firmly believe,

the only kind of education there is.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

My mother never breast fed me,

she told me she only liked me as a friend.

The bird a nest,

the spider a web,

man friendship.

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.