Bugger Quotes

The human race is a race of cowards;

and I am not only marching in that procession

but carrying a banner.

Gratitude can transform

common days into

thanksgivings,

turn routine jobs into joy,

and change ordinary

opportunities into blessings.

The only way to be truly satisfied is to do

what you believe is great work.

When I was born I was so ugly

the doctor slapped my mother.

We must get rid of fossil fuels

by developing injection systems for automobiles,

which can run on bio fuel.

You have to work hard to get your thinking

clean to make it simple.

P Alphabet and Letter in Red

I'm a big 'Goosebumps' fan

Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.'

My favorites are the pick your

own death ones.

The government solution to a problem is

usually as bad as the problem.

Happy New Year to everyone except the person who stole my bike.

I am humble Abraham Lincoln.

I have been solicited by my friends to

become a candidate for the Legislature.

My politics are short and sweet,

like the old woman's dance.

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe.

You have to make it fall.

Nobody builds walls better than me.

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up.

The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

Manners require time,

and nothing is more vulgar than haste.

You’re fired!

I went to a fight the other night,

and a hockey game broke out.

Information is power,

but only if you share it.

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.