Bugger Quotes

Only buy something that you’d be perfectly happy to hold

if the market shut down for 10 years.

Have a heart that never hardens,

and a temper that never tires,

and a touch that never hurts.

As a well

spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.

Regarding marriage,

it

somehow,

it didn't happen.

One fellow in such a

big family not getting married

is not an issue.

When a person cannot deceive himself

the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind;

some come from ahead,

and some come from behind.

But I've brought a big bat.

I'm all ready, you see,

now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

Breathe.

Let go.

And remind yourself that this very moment,

is the only one you know you have for sure.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.

Unfortunately,

she was just coming home.

It was that which gave promise that in due time

the weights should be lifted from the shoulders of all men,

and that all should have an equal chance.

This is the sentiment embodied in that Declaration of Independence.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

As I would not be a slave,

so I would not be a master.

This expresses my idea of democracy.

Be brave.

Take risks.

Nothing can substitute experience.

Your uniqueness is your superpower.

The more a thing tends to be permanent,

the more it tends to be lifeless.

Don't drink,

don't smoke,

what do you do?

Subtle innuendos follow.

Haters will broadcast your failures,

but whisper your success.

Buy land,

they're not making it anymore.

You don’t live in the past,

you live in the moment.

Don’t ever trade your authenticity for approval.

I was born to make people laugh.