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Only kings,

presidents,

editors,

and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Freedom is being yourself,

no matter what anyone else thinks.

I spent my whole life learning how to live,

and I still don’t know.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl

is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.

Without deep reflection one knows from daily life

that one exists for other people.

We must accept finite

disappointment, but never

lose infinite hope.

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

Great things come from hard work and perseverance.

You cannot teach a man anything;

you can only help him find it within himself.

Thunder is good,

thunder is impressive;

but it is lightning that does the work.

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes;

he who loves no one has no woes.

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living,

it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope,

and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

My uncle's dying wish

he wanted me on his lap.

He was in the electric chair.

Knowledge is knowing that we cannot know.

Don’t just teach your children to read…

teach them to question what they read.

Freedom is what you do with what’s been done to you.

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best,

night and day,

to make you everybody else,

means to fight the hardest battle.