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I tell you,

we are here on Earth to fart around,

and don’t let anybody tell you different.

The future belongs to those who are prepared for it.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

When you reach the

end of your rope,

tie a knot in it and

hang on.

I’m a romantic at heart.

Hold fast to dreams,

for if dreams die,

life is a broken

winged bird that cannot fly.

True friendship is a plant of slow growth,

and must undergo and withstand,

the shocks of adversity,

before it is entitled to the appellation.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something

more interesting than sex.

Most of the fundamental ideas of science are essentially simple,

and may, as a rule,

be expressed in a language comprehensible to everyone.

Fine manners need the support of fine manners in others.

I found there was only one way to look thin:

hang out with fat people.

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize

how little we understand about life, ourselves,

and the world around us.

Discipline,

vigilance,

and perseverance are the keys to safety.

In all my lectures,

I have taught one doctrine,

namely,

the infinitude of the private man.

I believe in the American dream and the power of education.

To win big,

you sometimes have to take big risks.

Telling a story is about the emotional journey,

not just the plot.

If it’s flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s,

be the best hamburger flipper in the world.

Human need is really a great spiritual vacuum

which God seeks to fill...

With one hand in the hand of a fellow man in need

and the other in the hand of Christ,

He could get across the vacuum.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.