Automatically Quotes

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow;

it empties today of its strength.

I’m just a guy who likes to tell jokes.

In my view of the present aspect of affairs,

there is no need of bloodshed and war.

There is no necessity for it.

I am not in favor of such a course,

and I may say in advance,

there will be no blood shed unless it be forced upon the government.

The government will not use force unless force is used against it.

Noise proves nothing.

Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as

if she laid an asteroid.

Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men

and things cannot be acquired by

vegetating in one little corner of the earth.

The secret of getting ahead

is getting started

Success depends upon previous

preparation, and without

such preparation there is

sure to be failure.

Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.

That some achieve great success,

is proof to all that others can achieve it as well.

As we are, so we associate.

The good, by affinity,

seek the good;

the vile, by affinity, the vile.

Thus of their own volition,

souls proceed into Heaven,

into Hell.

Share your smile

With the world.

It's a symbol of

Friendship and peace.

Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain

too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.

One is not called noble who harms living beings.

Music is the only thing that makes me feel like I’m not alone.

Progress is impossible without change,

and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

It is difficult to make our material condition better by the best law,

but it is easy enough to ruin it by bad laws.

Hell, there are no rules here

we're trying to accomplish something.

Failure is just a lesson,

not the end of the story.

I used to do drugs.

I still do drugs.

But I used to,

too.

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered;

the point is to discover them.