Archived Quotes

God has given us two hands,

one to receive with and the other to give with.

Nature is a mutable cloud

which is always and never the same.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...

I said to a bartender,

Make me a zombie.

He said 'God beat me to it.'

My wife wants sex in the back of the car

and she wants me to drive.

You cannot win without risk.

For somehow this is tyranny’s disease: to trust no friends.

Teaching is a very

noble profession

that shapes the

character,

caliber,

and future of an individual.

As a cure for worrying,

work is better than whiskey.

Even kings and emperors,

with mountains of property and oceans of wealth

these are not even equal to an ant,

who does not forget God.

Live your life with love,

courage,

and integrity.

Smart habitation is an integrated area of villages

and a city working in harmony

and where the rural and urban divide has reduced to thin line.

The President's post should not be politicised.

Once a president is elected,

he is above politics.

Metaphors have a way of

holding the most truth

in the least space.

Less is more.

The only obligation we have is to do what we love.

There are all kinds of love in this world,

but never the same love twice.

Nothing stinks like the denial of your own feelings.

I have good looking kids.

Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men

and things cannot be acquired by

vegetating in one little corner of the earth.

I know I’m not the best

looking guy in the world,

but I’m a good person.