Archived Quotes

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,

always with the same person.

Stay hungry,

stay foolish.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me.

The other day she told me to put the garbage out.

I said to her I already did.

She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

I told my wife the truth.

I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist.

Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist,

two plumbers, and a bartender.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

Discourage litigation.

Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.

As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of

being a good man.

There will still be business enough.

Failure comes only when we forget our ideals and objectives.

Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

Facts are stubborn things.

I like beautiful things that are a little bit twisted.

The strong creation created

by God in the world is not

the lion, not the elephant,

not the tiger

the girl.

Isn't it strange that I who have written only unpopular books

should be such a popular fellow?

I think the things you regret most in life are

the things you didn't do.

I never went to school more than six months in my life,

but I can say this: that among my earliest recollections,

I remember how,

when a mere child,

I used to get irritated when anybody talked to me

in a way I could not understand.

I’ve always been a bit of a fighter.

With self

discipline most anything is possible.

As soon as there is life there is danger.

Cautious,

careful people always casting about to preserve their reputations…

can never effect a reform.

I’ve always been famous for doing my thing,

and I’m not about to stop.

I'm convinced that about half of

what separates successful entrepreneurs from the non

successful ones is pure perseverance.