Archived Quotes

Today you are you!

That is truer than true!

There is no one alive

who is you

er than You!

With my wife I don't get no respect.

I made a toast on her birthday to

the best woman a man ever had.

The waiter joined me.

Don’t tell me what you value.

Show me your budget,

and I’ll tell you what you value.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

I have always found that plans are useless,

but planning is indispensable.

Learn from the past,

set vivid, detailed

goals for the future,

and live in the only

moment of time over

which you have any

control: now.

The mind,

once stretched by a new idea,

never returns to its original dimensions.

There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle;

you can live as if everything is a miracle.

I’ve always been a fan of the theatrical.

Efficiency is doing things right;

effectiveness is doing the right things.

I installed a skylight in my apartment…

the people who live above me are furious.

Let the people on both sides keep their self possession,

and just as other clouds have cleared away in due time,

so will this,

and this great nation shall continue to prosper as before.

People like to say that

the conflict is between

good and evil.

The real conflict is

between truth and lies.

All we have to decide is what to do with the time

that is given to us.

The health of a democratic society may be

measured by the quality of functions performed by private citizens.

I believe everything happens for a reason.

When red haired people are

above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

Live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.

Attitude and enthusiasm

play a big part in my life.

I get excited about the

things that inspire me.

I also believe in laughing

and having a good time.

Remember that the best relationship is

one in which your love for each other

exceeds your need for each other.