Archived Quotes

The human body has two ends on it:

one to create with and one to sit on.

Sometimes people get their ends reversed.

When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.

The only way to enjoy life is through music.

I have met 18 million youth,

and each wants to be unique.

Preaching is the expression of the moral sentiment

in application to the duties of life.

Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.

Workers of the world unite;

you have nothing to lose but your chains.

It is with your aid, as the people,

that I think we shall be able to preserve

not the country, for the country will preserve itself,

but the institutions of the country

those institutions which have made us free,

intelligent and happy the most free, the most intelligent,

and the happiest people on the globe.

To keep the body in good health is a duty…

otherwise we shall not be able to keep

our mind strong and clear.

Men make history,

and not the other way around.

In periods where there is no leadership,

society stands still.

Only kings,

presidents,

editors,

and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

I’m just trying to change the world,

one sequin at a time.

Speak the truth. People will forgive an honest mistake; they won't forgive you if you lie.

A problem well stated is a problem half solved.

Successful people are simply those with successful habits.

Education is the key to success in life, and teachers make a lasting impact in the lives of their students.

Every once in a while, I get mad.

'The Lorax' came out of my being angry.

The ecology books I'd read were dull...

In 'The Lorax,' I was out to attack

what I think are evil things and let the chips fall where they might.

Great hearts steadily send forth

the secret forces that incessantly draw great events.

I have never taken any exercise,

except sleeping and resting,

and I never intend to take any.

The youth need to be enabled

to become job generators

from job seekers.

If this is coffee,

please bring me some tea;

but if this is tea,

please bring me some coffee.