Archived Quotes

My wife is always trying to get rid of me.

The other day she told me to put the garbage out.

I said to her I already did.

She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

In great contests each party claims to act in accordance

with the will of God.

Both may be, and one must be wrong.

Style over rules,

vibe over logic.

Much of the social history of the Western world

over the past three decades has involved replacing

what worked with what sounded good.

Breathe.

Let go.

And remind yourself that this very moment,

is the only one you know you have for sure.

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.

No man ever prayed heartily without learning something.

Just do it right the first time.

The journey is the reward.

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language,

and next year’s words await another voice.

You have to dream before your dreams can come true.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought,

but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Love seems the swiftest,

but it is the slowest of all growths.

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.

Nothing can be done without hope and confidence

Revolution is not a dinner party.

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call

an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

Because I wanted to have a place that I could create everything

that I that I never had as a child.

So, you see rides.

You see animals.

There's a movie theater.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens;

but often we look so long at the closed door

that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

Lord,

make me an instrument of your peace.