Archived Quotes

The most powerful person in the world is

the storyteller.

I think the things you regret most in life are

the things you didn't do.

You have to be able to accept failure to get better.

There is no distinctly American criminal class

except Congress.

Most decisions should probably be

made with somewhere around 70% of the

information you wish you had.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Where you are going to spend your time and

your energy is one of the most important decisions

you get to make in life.

Let us raise a standard to

which the wise and honest can repair;

the rest is in the hands of God.

The future never just happens.

It is created.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something

he can learn in no other way.

Life is about struggle,

but that struggle shapes you.

The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you,

whose presence calls forth your best

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers.

This is a cruel libel,

even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

Automation applied to an efficient operation

will magnify the efficiency.

Courage is grace under pressure.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last.

Well,

neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

I am looking for an honest man.

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

We gon’ be alright.

You know,

let's put it this way,

if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery,

if they went on vacation,

there wouldn't be a person left in town.