Archived Quotes

My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato

and someone to share it with.

Surely God would not have created such a being as man,

with an ability to grasp the infinite,

to exist only for a day!

No,

no,

man was made for immortality.

As soon as there is life there is danger.

I can hear you.

The rest of the world hears you.

And the people who knocked these buildings down

will hear all of us soon.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Thanksgiving just gets me

all warm and tingly and

all kinds of wonderful inside.

Experience teaches us that it is much easier

to prevent an enemy from posting themselves

than it is to dislodge them after they have got possession.

The best investment you can make is in yourself.

There is nothing in the world

so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

Fashion is the adornment of the soul;

it reveals one’s character and taste.

You can’t be insecure and successful at the same time.

Scouting is not a game;

it is a preparation for life.

As we grow old,

the beauty steals inward.

Love means never having to say you're a zero.

Second is the first to lose.

A man’s mind,

stretched by a new idea,

never regains its original size.

When I am playing baseball,

I give it all that I have on the ball field.

When the ball game is over,

I certainly don't take it home.

My little girl who is sitting out there wouldn't know

the difference between a third strike and a foul ball.

We don't talk about baseball at home.

Today you are you!

That is truer than true!

There is no one alive

who is you

er than You!

What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.

To give victory to the right,

not bloody bullets,

but peaceful ballots only,

are necessary.